May 2012
churchofcheesus:
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
My dad’s driving the three hours to Louisiana to go get crawfish, I’m so excited.
My family obviously doesn’t play around when it comes to crawfish.
Brain: hey you're lonely let's get drunk
Brain: hey you're drunk, fuck you're lonely
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snoopdong:
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
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guro-tan:
I hate in porn when they have the girl sit down and talk about herself for half an hour like no one cares what your favorite color is take your clothes off
biznasties:
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
Lilo, why are you all wet?
thecitieslights:
drakeith:
hannah-ler:
waitwhatchickenbutt:
newgroundstier:
daswiener:
captainhufflepuff:
This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.
I always thought this scene was adorable
Wow thanks guy
Right in the childhood.
Oh okay.
WHY DID YOU...
constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking im the best thing on the fucking planet
anrdew:
unfollowing me won’t make your parents love you
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
shizui:
fighting haters by moonlight
winning fans by daylight
don’t need sailor scouts to help fight
he is the one named kanye west
mypatronusisyou:
barackfuckingobama:
zeldea:
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM